Dialogues that could have been included in the story. Our versions, once more…
A. (Dialogue between Husband & Wife in front of the policeman and the doctor)
Husband: A unicorn is a mythical beast.
Wife: I'm not crazy! you're the crazy
one!! I was sleeping when you woke me
up and told me that crazy story!!
Husband: Honey, I haven't been in the
bedroom since early this morning.
Maybe you dreamed about it.
Wife: What are you saying!? You woke me
up twice today!! You said that
the unicorn had eaten a flower!!
Husband: Darling, that's impossible! Did you
take your pills last night?
Wife: What pills? I don't take pills any
more. You are the one who
takes pills!
Husband: oh, that's why; you have forgotten
to take the pills...
(The doctor and the policeman
take the woman inside the ambulance and put her a straitjacket. She shouts. He
smiles) (by Jerónimo & Ezequiel)
Another one...
B. Wife: Doctor, I
think my husband is crazy because this morning he told me that he had seen a
little unicorn in the garden and I´m really worried about that.
Doctor: Has this ever happened before?
Wife: No, never, it´s the first time.
Policeman: I suppose
that something strange is happening here, I think the doctor needs to talk with
your husband.
Wife: Honey, can you come here please?
There are some friends here who want
to ask you
some questions.
Husband: What´s going
on? Who are these people?
Doctor: Your wife told us that you had see
an unicorn this morning, is it that
true?
Policeman: Did you
take any drugs or alcohol this morning?
Husband: Of course
not, I´m a healthy person, maybe you have to ask to my wife. Every morning she
adds some vodka to her the coffee.
Wife: Of course not, he is lying; tell
the doctor what you told me before.
Policeman: I can smell
your breath, you have to come with me to the police
station.
Doctor: We need to run some psychiatrist
tests. (Lilian, Alfredo & Julián)
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